Funny Friendship Poem - Truth About Friends

My FriendWhen you are sad,I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the evil bastard who made you sad.When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.When you are scared, ...I will take the piss about it every chance I get.When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how muchworse it could be and